Push the doors of science

This is why they shouldn't allow the people at the homeless shelter in Lawrence to use the internet unsupervised.

http://lawrence.craigslist.org/wan/722593461.html

Wanted: questionable doctors with cloning equipment

Looking to clone myself, possibly twice if we can make them the same age as me. In return, one clone for slave labor (Pays off in overtime fees anyway), and more then likely miles of protesters. Let's push the doors of science forward together.

(And no, I did not post this.)